Shut the Front Door Beta 2026

Thank you, Todd Morton

There once was a door at the old Beta house,


That groaned like a bear and squeaked like a mouse.


It weathered the parties, the snow, and the years


Plus thousands of brothers with questionable gears.

“Repair me!” it cried with each slam and each shove,


But fixing old doors takes patience and love.

The weeks turned to months as it waited with pride,


While half of Pullman kept sneaking inside.

At last came the tools, fresh paint, and repair
; The door stood up straight with distinguished flair.


Now treat it with kindness, dear brothers, we pray


It took a century to break and six months to save!